Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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