when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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