As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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