it was like eating out sand paper
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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