ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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