I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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