Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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