Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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