just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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