drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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