Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
sex in a hospital.. check
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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