Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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