Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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