For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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