it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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