Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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