I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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