i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
