He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Randomize
