don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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