why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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