i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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