The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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