Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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