Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
