one might say we're banned from that church
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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