I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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