it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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