Princesses don't give blow jobs
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Dear god my vagina.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
