sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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