i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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