I wish I could punch you in the face.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
It's never too late to be topless.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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