Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I just want nice things and good sex
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
