Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I think your dad took our porno
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
