Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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