i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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