I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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