If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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