i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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