just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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