bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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