what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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