So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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