drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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