this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
