I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
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