Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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