hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Randomize
