Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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