she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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