I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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