He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
