I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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